How My Farts Stopped Stinking

The problem

My farts used to smell terrible. Farts in general are already unpleasant, but mine were truly terrible. This was confirmed during my first year in college. While chillin' in the common area, out of courtesy I warned my new suitemates of my impending gas. When it came, every one was shocked. I was shocked at just how bad they reacted, and they of course were shocked at just how bad it smelled. From then on they could recognize my signature stank. But everywhere else, if I ...