How My Farts Stopped Stinking

"Run! Run! The fog is poison!" - Katniss Everdeen, the day she met me after post-workout ice cream.

“Run! Run! The fog is poison!” – Katniss Everdeen, the day she met me after post-workout ice cream.

The problem

My farts used to smell terrible. Farts in general are already unpleasant, but mine were truly terrible. This was confirmed during my first year in college. While chillin’ in the common area, out of courtesy I warned my new suitemates of my impending gas. When it came, every one was shocked. I was shocked at just how bad they reacted, and they of course were shocked at just how bad it smelled. From then on they could recognize my signature stank. But everywhere else, if I didn’t say anything, the blame often fell on someone else or it wouldn’t come up at all. Fortunately (for me), they were usually silent. But the one person who suffered most and could not escape from my farts though was Cherry, who had to share a bed with me. And I’m glad I was able to finally get my farts to stop stinking, for her sake =) Continue reading